He sat in his office with no lights on except for the light from the computer and the desk lamp. Jack stared at the screen with a puzzled expression. On the screen he had his email opened and a strange email caught his attention. He normally viewed this type of emails as spam and deleted them. Yet this one caught his attention. Jack had not clicked on the email just yet. His focus was getting rid of all this spam, and other piles of crap leftover. Some of the emails that involved business he kept. Personal ones he stored away in a folder. All the rest that were unimportant were deleted as soon as he saw them.
Jack looked at this email that he left unread for some reason that appeared too mysterious. It had a strange symbol on it. He received some time ago, and kept getting messages that said for him not to delete the email. Those messages appeared through an unknown number. He tried to ignore the messages, however a strange cloaked figure came to his house once a week. It brought him to his toes and made him sweat each time he saw the email and the message. He received a message that said when to open the email. It read July 23rd that was the date he was supposed to open the email. Today was that day and he was about to click on it. Looking around Jack clicked on it. Before he knew it the lights went on and some huge guy stood at his office door. The guy wore black armor that looked like something for a video game mixed with some weird alien armor. Whoever this guy was he smiled at him with shaggy brown hair, and a stubble for a beard. Without a word the huge guy grabbed him up and carried him out of the office. Jack nearly shit his pants until he realized it was the same figure he saw at his door.
"Okay little dude want to go on an adventure?" the guy asked him.
"Oh hell yeah!" Jack responded with an excited voice. This figure carried him to an open portal that appeared in the wall.
"So uh what is your name?" Jack asked as the figure put him down.
"My name is Boromir Denson a Guardian, Lord Commander, Baron, and a member of the Denethorson Clan." the figure answered his question.
"Wait like Lord of the Rings?" Jack asked him.
"Unfortunately yes, however you can call me Bob." the big dude named Boromir said.
"So where are we going?" Jack asked him.
"On a Crusade." Bob responded as he lead Jack into the portal.
They two of them entered and came to a chamber with a metal door. Behind them the door closed and a purple skinned woman with breasts the size of watermelons. This woman had a curvy body under a Green Bodycon dress. Her hair was light brown with streaks of bleach in it. She held a clipboard and donned glasses over her eyes. She looked up to see Bob and Jack standing at the wall. Jack was blown away by this woman who literally glared at him for some reason. He was hung at the moment feeling his pants tighten a little.
"I'd control yourself if I were you. She will fry your ass." Bob warned.
"Yeah okay well this bangin hot chick is a-" Jack was cut off when the purple skinned woman's eyes glowed. She levitated above the floor.
"Now Sandra calm down he is knew. Stephen hand picked him because he is German and has a high kill count." Bob said trying to calm her down.
"Fine as long as he shows some class." she said descending back to the floor.
Jack swore he must have shit his pants because that was one angry woman. Without a word she opened the door to let them inside what appeared to be a castle. Whoever this Stephen guy was he sounded like a recruiter who pissed her off more than once. Jack looked around seeing a hall full of armor, swords, and other weapons. Shields, axes, spears, and maces sat on racks and other parts of the walls. There were other weapons he did not recognize yet he assumed this Stephen guy knew all about this. Jack did not pay attention to the shields he was too focused on whether he shit his pants or not. He felt his butt and found nothing came out of his ass.
"Oh thank you Jesus I did not shit my pants. That chick is one angry babe!" Jack said aloud his voice echoed in the hall.
"I would not call her those words. She will certainly kill you. Now let's choose your armor." Bob said sounding a little excited even though his voice was too deep for that.
"Um I am actually Irish so what about an Irish knight's armor." Jack said wondering if there was any of that here.
"You are not going to question this?" Bob asked him as he took Jack over to another room on the left side of the hall.
"Uh no this is bad ass as hell. Are there any dragons?" Jack asked happily.
"You do not want to do that without a team." Bob suggested.
"Oh okay yeah how about we get this Stephen guy involved. Do, do vampires exist?" Jack asked with a request.
"Good Idea Stephen could definitely join you he has some experience in that. Yes there are vampires however most are more feral." Bob said with a smirk on his face. "That horn dog."
Jack entered the room to see five man servants and maids grab him. They took him to a bathing area where they cleaned him up and took him to a changing room. Here these servants dressed him in a cloth pants, and shirt. Over that the hose and Chainmail chausses were placed. A long tunic, and chainmail hauberk were placed over that then a coif. Over that he had an Irish Surcoat and a helmet over his head. Jack was then armed with a battle axe.
"Okay I am ready to kick some ass Boromir!" Jack said feeling like a bad ass.
"Not a word of this." Bob warned him wearing a Teutonic suit of Armor.
"My mouth is sealed." Jack said hoping he could keep his Irish mouth shut.
"Good." Bob lead Jack to a large chamber full of knights and warriors. Each one stood up when the two entered the great chamber. Jack decided to keep his mouth shut. Because holy crap there were a lot of them. With a wave of his hand Bob ordered for a larger safe door to be opened. In force the whole chamber was emptied into the a snowy landscape. Jack hoped the armor and padding would keep him warm. He followed Bob outside to the winter landscape. Snow fell hard all over the place and Jack could feel the cold bite him. Looked at his gauntlets and saw a button which he pushed. His suit of armor began to feel lukewarm. All the warriors and knights clad in armor formed a column. Out of the snow came a line of other knights dressed in Teutonic and German style armor. One of them exchanged words with Bob in German. Jack was given a mount next to Bob. The entire force was mounted and prepared to charge into a legion strange, messed up looking creatures that raced for them. All he heard was the sound of the charge and the entire force ran down the legion.
Jack looked at this email that he left unread for some reason that appeared too mysterious. It had a strange symbol on it. He received some time ago, and kept getting messages that said for him not to delete the email. Those messages appeared through an unknown number. He tried to ignore the messages, however a strange cloaked figure came to his house once a week. It brought him to his toes and made him sweat each time he saw the email and the message. He received a message that said when to open the email. It read July 23rd that was the date he was supposed to open the email. Today was that day and he was about to click on it. Looking around Jack clicked on it. Before he knew it the lights went on and some huge guy stood at his office door. The guy wore black armor that looked like something for a video game mixed with some weird alien armor. Whoever this guy was he smiled at him with shaggy brown hair, and a stubble for a beard. Without a word the huge guy grabbed him up and carried him out of the office. Jack nearly shit his pants until he realized it was the same figure he saw at his door.
"Okay little dude want to go on an adventure?" the guy asked him.
"Oh hell yeah!" Jack responded with an excited voice. This figure carried him to an open portal that appeared in the wall.
"So uh what is your name?" Jack asked as the figure put him down.
"My name is Boromir Denson a Guardian, Lord Commander, Baron, and a member of the Denethorson Clan." the figure answered his question.
"Wait like Lord of the Rings?" Jack asked him.
"Unfortunately yes, however you can call me Bob." the big dude named Boromir said.
"So where are we going?" Jack asked him.
"On a Crusade." Bob responded as he lead Jack into the portal.
They two of them entered and came to a chamber with a metal door. Behind them the door closed and a purple skinned woman with breasts the size of watermelons. This woman had a curvy body under a Green Bodycon dress. Her hair was light brown with streaks of bleach in it. She held a clipboard and donned glasses over her eyes. She looked up to see Bob and Jack standing at the wall. Jack was blown away by this woman who literally glared at him for some reason. He was hung at the moment feeling his pants tighten a little.
"I'd control yourself if I were you. She will fry your ass." Bob warned.
"Yeah okay well this bangin hot chick is a-" Jack was cut off when the purple skinned woman's eyes glowed. She levitated above the floor.
"Now Sandra calm down he is knew. Stephen hand picked him because he is German and has a high kill count." Bob said trying to calm her down.
"Fine as long as he shows some class." she said descending back to the floor.
Jack swore he must have shit his pants because that was one angry woman. Without a word she opened the door to let them inside what appeared to be a castle. Whoever this Stephen guy was he sounded like a recruiter who pissed her off more than once. Jack looked around seeing a hall full of armor, swords, and other weapons. Shields, axes, spears, and maces sat on racks and other parts of the walls. There were other weapons he did not recognize yet he assumed this Stephen guy knew all about this. Jack did not pay attention to the shields he was too focused on whether he shit his pants or not. He felt his butt and found nothing came out of his ass.
"Oh thank you Jesus I did not shit my pants. That chick is one angry babe!" Jack said aloud his voice echoed in the hall.
"I would not call her those words. She will certainly kill you. Now let's choose your armor." Bob said sounding a little excited even though his voice was too deep for that.
"Um I am actually Irish so what about an Irish knight's armor." Jack said wondering if there was any of that here.
"You are not going to question this?" Bob asked him as he took Jack over to another room on the left side of the hall.
"Uh no this is bad ass as hell. Are there any dragons?" Jack asked happily.
"You do not want to do that without a team." Bob suggested.
"Oh okay yeah how about we get this Stephen guy involved. Do, do vampires exist?" Jack asked with a request.
"Good Idea Stephen could definitely join you he has some experience in that. Yes there are vampires however most are more feral." Bob said with a smirk on his face. "That horn dog."
Jack entered the room to see five man servants and maids grab him. They took him to a bathing area where they cleaned him up and took him to a changing room. Here these servants dressed him in a cloth pants, and shirt. Over that the hose and Chainmail chausses were placed. A long tunic, and chainmail hauberk were placed over that then a coif. Over that he had an Irish Surcoat and a helmet over his head. Jack was then armed with a battle axe.
"Okay I am ready to kick some ass Boromir!" Jack said feeling like a bad ass.
"Not a word of this." Bob warned him wearing a Teutonic suit of Armor.
"My mouth is sealed." Jack said hoping he could keep his Irish mouth shut.
"Good." Bob lead Jack to a large chamber full of knights and warriors. Each one stood up when the two entered the great chamber. Jack decided to keep his mouth shut. Because holy crap there were a lot of them. With a wave of his hand Bob ordered for a larger safe door to be opened. In force the whole chamber was emptied into the a snowy landscape. Jack hoped the armor and padding would keep him warm. He followed Bob outside to the winter landscape. Snow fell hard all over the place and Jack could feel the cold bite him. Looked at his gauntlets and saw a button which he pushed. His suit of armor began to feel lukewarm. All the warriors and knights clad in armor formed a column. Out of the snow came a line of other knights dressed in Teutonic and German style armor. One of them exchanged words with Bob in German. Jack was given a mount next to Bob. The entire force was mounted and prepared to charge into a legion strange, messed up looking creatures that raced for them. All he heard was the sound of the charge and the entire force ran down the legion.
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