Sitting down she gave him an angry look. For the past three years he promised he would ask her to be his girlfriend. At the very same table sat a strange looking man in full alien armor. The man looked just like an ex sex buddy of hers from her days in college. Only there was something completely off about this dude who looked like he did a lot of weight lifting and had just ripped the door nob off the door with little to effort. He was also about the size of a door. The guy, or look alike had a fucking tail like a monkey. Looking at the dude's armor it was clear he was not from their own world. His would be interest or whatever people called them folded her arms. She looked pissed off and said nothing. All he wanted was to look at those huge melons of hers.
Behind her was a taller version of her who had the same sized breasts. This woman happened to be this dude's wife who also had a tail, but donned a casual dress. Both of them showed their powers and how strong they were. All he could think of now was there were saiyans in their universe. He was freaking out in his head wanting to run out of the house. She was hoping something would actually happen and a relationship would form. Her hopes were shattered when she discovered he was still in touch with his ex wife. There was no way out of this. His butt was told to shut up and tell her the truth or his balls would be smashed by another guy who looked like her ex buddy. However this one had a large scar on his face. He was in the corner of the room. According to his ex they were getting married tomorrow like he promised.
Another busty chick with purple skin entered the house and almost spilled some beans when scar face covered her mouth. He muttered something in some weird language but she waved him off. The purple chick walked to the table and gave the two other women a kiss. Each one embraced her like they were sisters or something. In his mind he was trying to remember her name. His ex wife now fiance Tiffany was a name he could remember any day of the week. Yet she lived in Georgia most of the time whereas he hung out with this cosplay chick who had some melons on her. Her name escaped him every second and she had to remind him of that every week. Acting like a friend would he promised to remember that name. To her misfortune he did not remember her name.
"Okay so you said to your ex wife that you would get back together. Why would you waste Eva's time if your sorry ass was seeing your ex again?" the taller version of Eva demanded from him. He almost crapped his pants he saw her levitate again. This woman's eyes glowed red and her teeth were gritting.
Eva was trying to hold back tears and looked away at the table. The purple chick wrapped her arms around her like any mother would muttering something in French. He thought he heard her ex boyfriend's name in French, which sounded a little more like English. Her ex's look alike was named Bob or Boromir Denson. His wife was named Jessica-Rebecca Darkmare Denson. All the names came at him like a whirlpool even the other look alike who was known as Jack came at him like a monkey. Whoever the Jack dude was he was devious, and appeared more like a rogue thief.
"I uh, .." he tried to find the words to speak, but he could not.
"You like a turd decided to play with her feelings. Seth is the only man who ever showed her any love back in college. It is unfortunate he does not recall any of what they did. However it is also clear you lied to her and your ex wife?" The dude who called himself Bob questioned him.
"Oi mate, could you oh bad timing sorry!" the Jack figure came in the room only to get a glare from everyone except Eva who was literally crying.
"WHY THE F#%K DID YOU LIE TO ME ALL THOSE YEARS!" Eva screamed at him with rage in her voice. Tears streamed down her cheeks. It was as if the Jack figure did not exist at this moment.
"You, you do realize he is uh stealing stuff back there? I uh-" he tried to speak but was cut off.
"DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT! DON'T EVEN THINK YOU CAN WEASEL YOURSELF OUT OF THIS LIKE YOU DID WITH MY DAD AND MY MOM!" Eva yelled again only to get held back by the purple chick and Rebecca Denson.
"I just, I don't know." he tried to explain in the worst way possible. Greg scratched the back of his plum head. He was trying to get out of this.
"Our world, in our world you would have been whipped through the streets and tossed into the sea with a stone tied to your legs. The only thing that would save if you had children to look after." Bob told him with a straight face that said he was telling the truth.
"You mean Earth is not alone?" he asked feeling himself pee all over himself.
"Now it is either your ex-wife or Eva. You can go to this wedding or you can call your ex and call off the wedding." Bob said to him. None of the others mentioned anything. Eva stood up from her chair. The purple chick and Rebecca let go of her. She walked up to him and gave him a slap across the face so hard that he collapsed on the floor. Where did she get that strength? How was she this angry?
"Get out of this house! This-this is no longer my home! I, j-just I just lo-lost my bff to a drink you gave her. SHE IS DEAD, I WILL NEVER EVER SEE HER AGAIN. NOW I NEVER WANT SEE YOUR FAT ASS AGAIN!" She yelled at him.
Greg got up on his feet with no help. He walked out of the room and out of the door. Eva's cries could be heard behind him as he exited her house which her bff never paid the rent for in months. No thanks to that Eva had to sell this house and would be homeless for a short while. Their relationship if anyone could call it that was ended by a group of aliens who look just like humans.
Behind her was a taller version of her who had the same sized breasts. This woman happened to be this dude's wife who also had a tail, but donned a casual dress. Both of them showed their powers and how strong they were. All he could think of now was there were saiyans in their universe. He was freaking out in his head wanting to run out of the house. She was hoping something would actually happen and a relationship would form. Her hopes were shattered when she discovered he was still in touch with his ex wife. There was no way out of this. His butt was told to shut up and tell her the truth or his balls would be smashed by another guy who looked like her ex buddy. However this one had a large scar on his face. He was in the corner of the room. According to his ex they were getting married tomorrow like he promised.
Another busty chick with purple skin entered the house and almost spilled some beans when scar face covered her mouth. He muttered something in some weird language but she waved him off. The purple chick walked to the table and gave the two other women a kiss. Each one embraced her like they were sisters or something. In his mind he was trying to remember her name. His ex wife now fiance Tiffany was a name he could remember any day of the week. Yet she lived in Georgia most of the time whereas he hung out with this cosplay chick who had some melons on her. Her name escaped him every second and she had to remind him of that every week. Acting like a friend would he promised to remember that name. To her misfortune he did not remember her name.
"Okay so you said to your ex wife that you would get back together. Why would you waste Eva's time if your sorry ass was seeing your ex again?" the taller version of Eva demanded from him. He almost crapped his pants he saw her levitate again. This woman's eyes glowed red and her teeth were gritting.
Eva was trying to hold back tears and looked away at the table. The purple chick wrapped her arms around her like any mother would muttering something in French. He thought he heard her ex boyfriend's name in French, which sounded a little more like English. Her ex's look alike was named Bob or Boromir Denson. His wife was named Jessica-Rebecca Darkmare Denson. All the names came at him like a whirlpool even the other look alike who was known as Jack came at him like a monkey. Whoever the Jack dude was he was devious, and appeared more like a rogue thief.
"I uh, .." he tried to find the words to speak, but he could not.
"You like a turd decided to play with her feelings. Seth is the only man who ever showed her any love back in college. It is unfortunate he does not recall any of what they did. However it is also clear you lied to her and your ex wife?" The dude who called himself Bob questioned him.
"Oi mate, could you oh bad timing sorry!" the Jack figure came in the room only to get a glare from everyone except Eva who was literally crying.
"WHY THE F#%K DID YOU LIE TO ME ALL THOSE YEARS!" Eva screamed at him with rage in her voice. Tears streamed down her cheeks. It was as if the Jack figure did not exist at this moment.
"You, you do realize he is uh stealing stuff back there? I uh-" he tried to speak but was cut off.
"DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT! DON'T EVEN THINK YOU CAN WEASEL YOURSELF OUT OF THIS LIKE YOU DID WITH MY DAD AND MY MOM!" Eva yelled again only to get held back by the purple chick and Rebecca Denson.
"I just, I don't know." he tried to explain in the worst way possible. Greg scratched the back of his plum head. He was trying to get out of this.
"Our world, in our world you would have been whipped through the streets and tossed into the sea with a stone tied to your legs. The only thing that would save if you had children to look after." Bob told him with a straight face that said he was telling the truth.
"You mean Earth is not alone?" he asked feeling himself pee all over himself.
"Now it is either your ex-wife or Eva. You can go to this wedding or you can call your ex and call off the wedding." Bob said to him. None of the others mentioned anything. Eva stood up from her chair. The purple chick and Rebecca let go of her. She walked up to him and gave him a slap across the face so hard that he collapsed on the floor. Where did she get that strength? How was she this angry?
"Get out of this house! This-this is no longer my home! I, j-just I just lo-lost my bff to a drink you gave her. SHE IS DEAD, I WILL NEVER EVER SEE HER AGAIN. NOW I NEVER WANT SEE YOUR FAT ASS AGAIN!" She yelled at him.
Greg got up on his feet with no help. He walked out of the room and out of the door. Eva's cries could be heard behind him as he exited her house which her bff never paid the rent for in months. No thanks to that Eva had to sell this house and would be homeless for a short while. Their relationship if anyone could call it that was ended by a group of aliens who look just like humans.
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