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Sunday, October 7, 2018

Mockshah's Dungeoneering Gone Astray

Some time in Fall Mockshah and a trio of friends traveled up to the Pisgah Cliffs and Parkway for a day of fun. Just a party of five armed individuals wielding foam weapons engaged each other in mock combat. He may have felt a little childish for buying one at the store. However he said screw what everyone else thinks I am doing this! At the top of the Pisgah region he and five other colleagues parked in the parking lot. For nearly two hours or more Mockshah the Pirate, his companions Sir Gyffon the Master Swordsman, Joanne the Valkerie Sword Maiden, and Caesaron the Rogue sparred with these fake weapons while exploring the area. In the autumn weather they did not hesitate to cross some lines by going over certain boundaries. Climbing a hill and trekking much of the landscape brought quite the adventure. When their little adventure was over they immediately returned home to the campus grounds.

Mockshah sighed as he returned to his own quarters aboard the so called Dorm that he considered a cramped ship of the Line. Living alone had its benefits and so did living next door colleagues and the RA. He went straight for bed feeling accomplished for the day. Some time in the night he heard a knock on the door. Waking up to the knocking he got out of bed and put on a robe since he slept in the nude. He felt a little agitated however he knew who it was, his Lord Commander Denson. As he opened it he saw three figures at the door. Lord Commander Denson of Clan Denethorson, and two female warriors clad in battle armor. These three humanoids from another world had tails, although they resemble a fictional race they are far from acting coy about what they really are. He was one of them only had half their blood in his veins.

"Mockshah are you ready?" Lord Commander Denson asked him with a smug expression. The two females were Valerie the Monk warrior, and Livvy the Friendly Burglar. One had short hair that was dark and met her shoulders, and the other had shorter hair that was styled with gel and shaped kind of like a delicious almond or some type of nut. It actually looked good with some strands of hair hanging down. They were the same duo who usually knocked on his door, but not without things getting a little out of control and too much fun.

"Yes my Lord Commander I am ready. Are the other three ready?" Mockshah asked Denson. Valerie knocked on the door across from him where his other colleagues slept. Blond Batman, and Cool Cat Artist exited their dorm appeared tired and groggy. She immediately had them change into some Rogue style armor and outfits for a mission. Mockshah was given a similar outfit while given a dose of their true forms that were inside their own blood. Each one had the blood of these humanoids which had to be extracted in order to truly blend in. Mockshah watched himself and his two colleagues transform into their real selves, the warriors and fighters they really were. It can only be unleashed when in danger or at night.

"Now that you three have been prepared for your assignment do you recall what you need to do?" Livvy asked folding her arms as Bob locked their dorm rooms for them.

"We are to infiltrate an M.O.R. held castle as discretely as possible without warning too many guards." Blond said scratching his head.

"Correct, you three will be working with Caesaron, Gryffon and Joanne, while Princess Eva watches your progress. All six of you will be transported to our home world, which is the location." Valerie said taking the words out of Livvy's mouth.

Without hesitation the party exited the building with everyone else sound asleep. Mockshah pondered over who this Princess Eva was and why was she watching over them. Was she part of the IGA or something? In his gut and mind he hoped not listening to the orders of a Princess was too much for him. He had been killing monsters for years particularly those within the Mutant Oligarchy's Armies. Outside they met the other three plus Princess Eva who had curves, large breasts, a petite body, and legs that made him aroused in a heartbeat. Bob, Livvy, Valerie, and this Princess Eva led the seven rogues over to a ship that was waiting in the practice football field. Mockshah watched the Princess with a hint of interest yet some suspicions. As soon as they boarded the ship he realized she was one of the students here. She so happened to be that one girl he had an interest in.

He remained quiet for the rest of the voyage which was shortened by portals that sent ships to one part of the galaxy to another part somehow. He did not even want to think about this nor the TV show he watched years ago. The other six chatted a little bit calling the Princess by her real name over which he sort of winced at since she hardly spoke to him at all on campus. She tried making conversation with everyone including him.

"How are you Mockshah?" she asked.

"Oh I am fine just hoping this doesn't reach the ears of the government or any secret organization that would try to seize you or our alien friends here." Mockshah replied as honest as he could.

"Listen I don't mean to ignore you on campus." she said softly putting two hands on his knees as if she was about to kiss him. Mockshah was about to go for a kiss when she let go and went to the cockpit where the pilot was flying. Everyone else looked at him with the biggest smiles and widest eyes ever. No one even said a word, because no words were needed for that situation.

Wherever their ship was going it had hit a belt of tiny asteroids that pounded the ship for several minutes. It rocked everyone inside and some of the rogues fell out of their seats. Bob cursed under his breath wanting to kill the pilot. He was supposed to go under and over the belt of asteroids. It took nearly another hour before they arrived at the location. Mockshah expect a smooth landing. He thought he heard the Princess' voice scream at the top of her lungs not to land there. Sure enough the pilot crash landed the vessel into the earth. Wasting not a single moment the rogues and warriors discovered the landed did no harm to them nor the Princess. With Mockshah in the lead they climbed out of the vessel leaving the Princess, Pilot under the care of the warriors.

"Okay we need to use that route to get inside." he said to the rest of the rogues who nodded yes in response. He urged them with his hand to move it and they all did. Like cats in the dark the rogues leaped from wall to wall with him following them from behind.

It was hard to see how the castle was built due to the dark night sky hanging over the planet. For a few minutes the party of seven rogues clambered up the walls before finding a way inside. Seven rogues jumped down inside one of the halls through a large open window. Whatever the M.O.R. had done to this castle made it larger, and the decorations made it horrible. It appeared more like a haunted house and haunted maze for a Halloween event.

"The decorations look uh festive." Joanne said looking around at the strange mixture of decorations that must have been hung up randomly. It almost looked like Christmas had come to town late.

"Just ignore them as much as possible and focus on the mission." Caesaron said looking at the decorations himself.

"Mockshah, Mockshah can you hear me through the inner com?" Eva's voice appeared inside his ear.

"Oh no, no, no." He muttered under his breath. "Yes your royalness I can hear you just fine."

"Okay goodies! There is a little treat I left you and your little party that should help you stay energized and awake!" She said in that typical happy voice of hers. "Princess Eva out!"

"Well my jolly rogues we have treats from the Southern Belle herself." Mockshah said almost scoffing.
He knew her title as Princess allowed her to have some command over missions. He opened a pouch and took out a treat. All the rogues rolled their eyes giving their own negative comment about the treat. Mockshah took the whole treat in his mouth and chewed quickly before swallowing as he heard noise that sounded like a barracks. When the rogues finished their own treats they followed him down the hall. Each one ran fingers along the walls in search of secret passageways. This hall brought them
to a chamber that was more of a meeting hall than a barracks. He checked their surroundings and saw the wall opposite them was lined with heads and skulls of enemies of the MOR that made his heart sink a little. Under each skull was a plate that said how they died before their beheading. He read none of them aloud while trying to fight the tears over the deaths of a few female warriors who helped him. As he took a moment to breath quickly Mockshah approached the large door of the meeting hall that had the barracks next to it. Like a cat he climbed over the archway and dropped down on the other side of the meeting hall. Without any warning his stomach churned a little.

"WHat is happening?" He asked looking down. He felt his stomach and bowel movements were about to explode. In seconds he realized the treat he had eaten must have had some ingredient inside. At the same time the alarm went off.

"The alarms are going off we need to get out of here!" Cool Cat panicked a little.

"Yeah I know and we know!" Mockshah snapped at him while holding his stomach and ass. His stomach was not taking the treat well.

Inside the meeting hall they heard all the troops inside gather their feet and race to the entrance. Feeling that he cannot control his bowel movements Mockshah was forced to rip off his own trousers, and underwear thinking fast. In his mind this was gross and brilliant. What better way to make a garrison slip over something. His own buttocks revealed he had the trots that spewed from his bowels. All the other rogues vomited when they saw him. Each one projectile vomited all over the floor and the entrance to the large chamber. He quickly rushed to the end of the hall to wipe himself clean with a tapestry banner hanging on the wall. Mockshah witness a chain of event result in domino effect. M.O.R. guards and troops or raiders came out of the chamber and slipped on his mess. There was enough vomit and diarrhea on the floor to cause three to slip at the same time. Armed with weapons the MOR slipped in the air hitting each other's. Some pushed another into spikes, weapons, walls somehow causing their deaths. Having the trots somehow came in handy in clearing an entire barracks. 

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